I Carried A Watermelon?

Ever have one of those moments where you realize something you've just done and see it as kind of a snapshot of your life and immediately wonder... who am I?!

Among obsessive researching of plasma TVs for an impending purchase, I decided I'd take a quick break and wander over to the WTE website. After a quick scan of the messages, I selected one titled "IM LEAKING!!!" (with the obligatory capitalization and triple exclamation enthusiasm).

I saw someone had suggested that this girl start pumping if she's leaking already to get a head start on the storage process and knowing this was wrong, I responded,

"Do not start pumping early and be careful with the squeezing-- nipple stimulation is a way of inducing labor and it's still too early for that."

I couldn't find another post with a more interesting premise than my future TV, so I went back to researching and that was when I realized it...

I just logged on to a website and told a woman not to squeeze her nipples too much.

That was my one and only necessary input? Don't squeeze your nipples? Kind of an "I carried a watermelon" moment.

After that I wondered... WHO AM I? How have I become a girl whose only contribution is to caution others not to squeeze their nipples too frequently?

Anyway, back to the TVs.