This one may offend many 'cause it applies to plenty. But, this blog is tactless and unedited so, trust me when I tell you, you'll make it out just fine. I love you no less, but I hate your third nipple.
I'm so glad that I don't have a "popped belly button"... they disgust me.
Often seen displayed proudly through a way-too-tight t-shirt, it protrudes and begs for the attention of others just like nipples in a movie theater. (Which, by the way, are also standing at attention these days as well.)
Ladies, it's not flattering. You may enjoy it, and I'm cool with that, but to the rest of the world, it draws unnecessary attention and you should probably know, you now look like you have two large breasts up top and one enormous one on the bottom. You're like an upside down pyramid of tits.
Now, in our society-- well, the civilized part-- we've all agreed that showing nipples through clothing is a bit embarrassing and not a desired experience. So, now there are bras specifically designed to hide such things to keep eye contact at your eyes and pull marks from your favorite shirts.
I think there should be something similar for the Third Nipplers. Something kind of like pasties, but for your bulging abdominal balloon knot. Frankly, I think this a genius invention.
To summarize, smooth rounded belly... cute. Big uni-breast on your abdomen... not cute. And it makes me want to push it back in.
...if you thought people rubbing your belly was intrusive, just wait till I get my pointy finger near your third nipple. I'm just tryin' to help.
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Mine has popped, and it's so crazy! I really tried to use a band-aid for a while, but it hurts when I pull it off :-( So I'm stuck--and have been since 16 weeks along. I HATE that there is nothing I can do about it.
I would be all for the belly button pasty--let's invent this.
I'm totally in. I'm all about hiding protrusions!
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