Wednesday, August 19

I like it, I just don't wanna see you do it.

Regarding breastfeeding in public... I think you should do whatever you want with your tits. I just don't want to watch you doing it when I least expect it. Nothing personal, promise. It's a natural and healthy process, afterall.

I also happen to think you should masturbate regularly-- also natural and healthy, but I don't want to see that either. Well, when I do, there are specific places online to go for that sort of entertainment. But don't do it at Arby's.

...actually, I don't like Arby's. Go ahead and do it there. You can breastfeed there too if you want.

But, at Wendy's, I demand discretion.

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