This is the "Wonderous Vulva Puppet." That's actually what it's called. It couldn't just have been a vulva puppet. I suppose you have to differentiate yourself from all the other vulva puppets somehow.
"*A*M*A*Z*I*N*G* ... I love mine like it is: *M*A*R*V*E*L*O*U*S & *B*E*A*U*T*I*F*U*L*"
This chick couldn't even contain her adjectives with the usual stylization. She actually used asterisks to DECORATE her adjectives.
"Mine is perfect just the way it is ♥ Nectar of the Goddess!♥"
...ugh. I'm no vulva advocate, but I don't really like the idea of promoting any associations between sticky fluids and the female anatomy among the masses. Bad call.
"The gorgeous lips! The gentle part! The sensual ripples! My vulva." I don't know who spends this much time gazing at their privates, but you've really got to draw the line of self-love SOMEWHERE.
I think we all might snicker a little less if there was a little more passive voice and a little graphic less adoration for the ol' vag. It's cool to promote the beauty of a body part I suppose, but trust me, as far as marketing goes, this part doesn't really need much more. And it CERTAINLY doesn't need exclamation points, asterisks, or a plethora of adjectives to make it snazzy.
Afterall, half the population (and then some) chases after this thing every minute of every day. The other half of us already have one.
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Were you playing on Etsy?
No! That was via Facebook suggestion! But, the things I found on Etsy were far far (far) worse.
Yes far worse! Who wouldn't want an enormous uterine pillow for your couch. My Dad will love it! I've never had my Christmas list completed so early.
LMAO Pima! Makes me wonder why I didn't think of these things, huh? Think people would go for an oversized testicle pillow (or two, I guess)?
What use does this vulva pillow serve? I guess it would be great to sit on after giving birth...
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